Ashley's Ramblings

sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

(via chairmanmeow13)

tunnelsnake:


LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

(via whenthebluebellsareout)

feministjewishfangirl:

motherfuckingsassmaster:

things that people shit all over

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are really fucking difficult

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

things that are predominantly female

  • ballet
  • cheerleading
  • color guard

#SURELY COICIDENCE AND NOT A SYSTEMATIC DEVALUING OF ALL THINGS FEMININE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A SHITTY SOCIETY RIGHT?

(via shulkie)

hylian-veren:

buzzfeed:

The men of Tumblr are really great sometimes. 

I’m convinced the book guy is Tommy Oliver from the real world timeline

(Source: BuzzFeed, via evidently-me)

“Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.”
— (via ohlovequotes)

(via evidently-me)

catherinedeneuev:

This is such an important yet underrated scene.

(via call-me-pixie)

rat-got-your-tongue:

ciarachimera:

divinepainslut:

unfriendlybambi:

f-emasculata:

REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously.

  1. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies. Their body temperature is too cool to incubate it properly.
  2. Opossums are actually quite gentle and NOCTURNAL, so if they’re roaming, they’ve probably gotten lost, been injured, and are looking for a place to hide.
  3. Young opossums tend to try to climb into garbage cans when they’re starving. This is because THEY ARE LITERALLY STARVING. Don’t fucking shoot them or hit them with things because you wanna be some fucking macho top-of-the-food-chain cocksucker.
  4. Mama possums are amazing mothers and if you encounter an “aggressive” opossum, it’s probably because she’s got babies hanging off her nipple and she’s freaking out. They’re clumsy. Sometimes they don’t hear you coming and  you catch each other off guard.
  5. Wanna lure an opossum off of your property? You can set up a box with some greens and cat kibble in it, hide it well, and lure them out that way. They’re actually quite harmless and keep other predators away. they eat lotsa gross stuff.
  6. Opossum mamas who get hit by cars often still have their helpless babies attached to them. Possums get a bad rep and people say they are “the dumbest animal”, but they are incredible creatures who have been around since the days of fucking dinosaurs so treat them well, okay?

Aww!!!

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You guys don’t even know how much I love opossums. People think they are ugly but I adore them. Whenever I see a dead opossum on the side of the road I stop and check to see if it’s a momma with a pouch and then check to see if any babies are still inside by opening the pouch up with a stick. A lot of babies will survive the car accident but then slowly starve to death since the mom died. If your local wildlife center takes in abandoned babies you can take the orphaned opossums to them to raise.

THERE ARE SO MANY POSSUMS ON MY DASH LATELY

(Source: micromys, via therodentqueen)

jadeita:

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fuck are those’

(via chairmanmeow13)

servingspoon69:

admiralburningskull:

holyfrijolesbatman:


It’s sad how little notes this has

Then let us add another to it.

People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.

servingspoon69:

admiralburningskull:

holyfrijolesbatman:

It’s sad how little notes this has

Then let us add another to it.

People who hate on anon are the worst sort of cowards.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via gillvar)

humansofnewyork:

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in a shootout. For a few days, the media presented the story as a tragedy. Then I guess everyone got bored with that angle, because the story changed after a few days, and the media started reporting on the size of the insurance settlement my friend received. The story completely changed based on what they chose to focus on. I haven’t watched TV since."

humansofnewyork:

"My best friend’s husband was a police officer who died in a shootout. For a few days, the media presented the story as a tragedy. Then I guess everyone got bored with that angle, because the story changed after a few days, and the media started reporting on the size of the insurance settlement my friend received. The story completely changed based on what they chose to focus on. I haven’t watched TV since."

(via chairmanmeow13)

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14, via exponentiate)