Ashley's Ramblings

pleatedjeans:

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tiny-shadow:

Being sexually submissive is not Anti-Feminist, for fuck sake.

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awesomephilia:

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aiclan:

wanna see a chinchilla party????

BAM!!!

chinchilla party

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hootaloo:

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mortisreptus:

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alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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vthebookworm:

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jackie-tylers:

fish-boned:

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tehfawx:

mr-egbutt:

whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

Mildly jealous and slightly aroused? Okay, then we’re all good.

See this is actually really helpful and informative but I need to take a minute because of all these beefcakes.

THE DOCTOR AT THE END THO’?????

IM CRYING

This is my new favorite video.

i didn’t even hear anything he said

I want that app just so Christian could remind me ~~~~

This is hilarious.

This is the greatest thing in the world

(Source: youtube.com, via flamingokitty22)

toothpastecomics:

One hundred percent metal. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

“Someday you’ll miss her like she missed you. Someday you’ll need her like she needed you. Someday you’ll love her and she won’t love you.”

— Frank Ocean (via tat-art)

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o today at work a family asked me if we had any flavored tea…and instead of telling them strawberry / raspberry i gave them a deer in the headlights look and said WE HAVE TEA FLAVORED TEA

no for real i couldn’t think of any tea flavors

The truth is…

sixcatsandtwodogs:

superwhopottergrimmavengelock:

…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…

…or claim that you just don’t like people…

…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…

…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.

That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with.

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remoony:

school taught me how to read, write, do math, science, etc

but tumblr taught me about feminism, gsm rights, race issues, etc

there are flaws in both, but they both did me good, stop blindly hating on both, stop blindly loving both

(Source: mhysarys, via sarah-is-still-alive)

Yest another thing that pisses me off

Commercials for Women's Hygiene: Ladies, we all have.... *whispers* Vaginas. They're dirty and bad and we have to whisper about them because they're disgusting secrets.

Commercial for Men's Erectile issues: Hey Men! Wanna get hard and can't get hard? Like bein' hard but aren't hard enough? Want everyone to know how big and hard you are? Buy our shit and be hard, because your genitals are fucking AWESOME!

pandalovesami:

That’s a lot of hooks and knitting needles! I would only need one pocket…the other pockets would be filled with yarn. :)

Bah I need 2 shoe things just for my needles:)

kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

~*~*~Summertime~*~*~

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primrosesandrues:

shout out to all my favorite book series that don’t have a proper fandom on tumblr

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