Ashley's Ramblings

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

(Source: kitten-burrito, via lydiacatfish)

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: zojjaboy, via claudehomonet)

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

(via toodamnpale)

nymphamortem:

"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"

THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN

YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE

YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO

I WANT TO FUCKING CRY

(via undoubtedlyfabulous)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via jeyssika)

cruelredsmear:

vshleymve:

squishietechies:

One of my biggest insecurities is my stretch marks. After I had my son I was covered in them. It’s been over two years and the deep gashes have made no progress on disappearing.

So in an attempt to try to not hate them (and myself) as much, here they are.

extremely beautiful

Women are incredible

(via jeyssika)

allonsy-geronirno:

thezefronposter:


effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
a pRINTER


I asked my sister and she said “it looks like something holding up a phone” o.O

allonsy-geronirno:

thezefronposter:

effyeahfandoms:

tonystarktrek:

theangelshavetheearhat:

de4ctivate:

this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here. 

did you just

This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.

IT’S TRANSPARENT

I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said

"I dunno. a printer?"

a pRINTER

I asked my sister and she said “it looks like something holding up a phone” o.O

(Source: transparent-like-your-balls, via madgirlwithatown)

roane72:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

That weird belly-button sensation, explained!
Previously someone asked…

“When cleaning my belly button with a q-tip, I get a weird sensation - but it’s not necessarily bad or good. What is it?”

And you all said…

“About the belly button thing! For me if I’m cleaning my belly button and i happen to tug up i feel it inside of my vagina (g-spot area) not pleasurable or painful just kind of a feeling. It’s probably just a nerves type thing?”


“OMG I get the same. I always just thought I was just oversensitive (I am everywhere else)”


“It’s a peculiar sensation felt in the crotch area when something e.g finger or cotton bud, goes in the bellybutton. Cant really explain where, for some its just a weird feeling for others such as myself it borders on painful. I was so relieved when I found out other people felt it O.o”


“I totally have the belly button thing! I never understood it. Basically, when I put a finger or something in my belly button, I feel a really weird, almost painful sensation in my lower abdomen/vag area.”


“I don’t know what it is, but I guess the best explanation is when I press into it, it like pulls on the same nerves in the back of my clit, it’s not bad or good on its own, but if I am getting my me time on and I press down on my stomach holy god, a-fucking-mazing!”


“Yeah i totally get the belly button thing. its not a sexy feeling at all but when I’m cleaning or messing with mine and i poke it, i can feel a nerve twitch type thing in my vaginal area. not even vulva but vagina. its really odd but i know exactly what the asker meant.”


“It just always makes my insides hurt but like not my stomach inside… like my uterus hurts and i hate it, its wrong and belly buttons should be no-no squares”


“Your belly button is one of your erogenous zones so when you do that you’re basically kind of tickling it? Which triggers a kind of weird feeling everywhere and in some cases ‘downnn there’. Not everyone gets it but it’s an erogenous zone so that’ll be why! It’s kinda awesome.”

But the winner goes to theoncefuturequeen who links to this article which explains…

“Although most diagrams of female sexual organs exclude this detail, there IS tissue connecting the belly button and reproductive organs, left over from our days spent in the uterus. Because fetuses receive nutrients from/expel waste through the umbilical cord during their development, there is a tube that connects our bladder to our bellybutton, (a vestige of the umbilical cord) which doesn’t completely disappear after birth.
In our adult bodies, this tissue helps to make up the bladder wall, feeding directly into the female prostate. This is also known as the G-spot or the Trigone area (or T-spot), a spot between the bladder wall and the vagina with nerves that feed down into the bladder, uterus, vagina, clitoris, labia, etc. Thus, it is possible that pressure on the bellybutton from certain angles may be felt in the vaginal canal, and vice versa – pressure on the bladder wall from the inside may create sensations felt in the belly button.”

WE HAVE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

Oh my god, bodies are amazing.
(Raise your hand if you just poked at your belly button.)

roane72:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

That weird belly-button sensation, explained!

Previously someone asked…

When cleaning my belly button with a q-tip, I get a weird sensation - but it’s not necessarily bad or good. What is it?”

And you all said…

About the belly button thing! For me if I’m cleaning my belly button and i happen to tug up i feel it inside of my vagina (g-spot area) not pleasurable or painful just kind of a feeling. It’s probably just a nerves type thing?”

OMG I get the same. I always just thought I was just oversensitive (I am everywhere else)”

It’s a peculiar sensation felt in the crotch area when something e.g finger or cotton bud, goes in the bellybutton. Cant really explain where, for some its just a weird feeling for others such as myself it borders on painful. I was so relieved when I found out other people felt it O.o”

I totally have the belly button thing! I never understood it. Basically, when I put a finger or something in my belly button, I feel a really weird, almost painful sensation in my lower abdomen/vag area.”

I don’t know what it is, but I guess the best explanation is when I press into it, it like pulls on the same nerves in the back of my clit, it’s not bad or good on its own, but if I am getting my me time on and I press down on my stomach holy god, a-fucking-mazing!”

Yeah i totally get the belly button thing. its not a sexy feeling at all but when I’m cleaning or messing with mine and i poke it, i can feel a nerve twitch type thing in my vaginal area. not even vulva but vagina. its really odd but i know exactly what the asker meant.”

It just always makes my insides hurt but like not my stomach inside… like my uterus hurts and i hate it, its wrong and belly buttons should be no-no squares”

Your belly button is one of your erogenous zones so when you do that you’re basically kind of tickling it? Which triggers a kind of weird feeling everywhere and in some cases ‘downnn there’. Not everyone gets it but it’s an erogenous zone so that’ll be why! It’s kinda awesome.”

But the winner goes to theoncefuturequeen who links to this article which explains…

Although most diagrams of female sexual organs exclude this detail, there IS tissue connecting the belly button and reproductive organs, left over from our days spent in the uterus. Because fetuses receive nutrients from/expel waste through the umbilical cord during their development, there is a tube that connects our bladder to our bellybutton, (a vestige of the umbilical cord) which doesn’t completely disappear after birth.

In our adult bodies, this tissue helps to make up the bladder wall, feeding directly into the female prostate. This is also known as the G-spot or the Trigone area (or T-spot), a spot between the bladder wall and the vagina with nerves that feed down into the bladder, uterus, vagina, clitoris, labia, etc. Thus, it is possible that pressure on the bellybutton from certain angles may be felt in the vaginal canal, and vice versa – pressure on the bladder wall from the inside may create sensations felt in the belly button.”

WE HAVE ALL LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

Oh my god, bodies are amazing.

(Raise your hand if you just poked at your belly button.)

(Source: whimsicalismyfavoriteword, via fandumbgirl)

“When I was 12 boys slid their hand up my thigh and slapped my butt. I smiled and took it because I didn’t know it was okay to say stop. I didn’t know that I could say no. So, when the principal calls telling me my daughter is suspended for punching a boy who wouldn’t stop touching her, I will cook her favorite meals. When she tells me how she cursed at the boy who wouldn’t move his hands off her knee even though she asked him to, I will smile and pull out her favorite movie to watch together. I will celebrate the fact that she accepts her body as her own and knows she has the right to say no. I never want my daughter to think her body belongs to men, because it is her own and my god should she be proud. I will teach her it’s more than okay to say stop, something I wish I had known when I was that age.”

don’t be soft, let the world know you exist // 5-26-14 // 9:01AM (via restrictedthoughts)

OH MY GOD FUCKIN YES PREAAAACH THIS IS SO FUCKIN RIGHT

(via isvla)

(Source: restrictedthoughts, via kitsunehotaru)

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

(Source: releasings, via leadmeastraylittlefaerie)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

(via toodamnpale)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via thegreatkishiberohan)

camuizuuki:

logicadinfinitum:

edea-florence:

friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)

friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)

reblogging for the second friendly reminder

(Source: edeavarete, via jeyssika)